Welcome To My Thoughts!!!!

Hey everyone welcome to On The Chaise Lounge. This is my blog where I will be writing my thoughts on everyday life as I see it. They say the best therapy is writing down your thoughts and getting them out in the world so that is what I am going to do here, and its much cheaper than paying someone to hear my thoughts when I have tons of friends that can chime in and let me know what they think. This is going to be free flowing no real theme, just real random stuff from relationships, to sports, tv shows, the topics are endless. I want to welcome you again and hopefully through you, my followers, so I can get some understanding about the world and hopefully solve my issues.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Alone Time....

      Hey Fellas why are we so ashamed to admit that we enjoy “Alone Time” aka Jerking Off!!!
 I will admit I enjoy alone time, it’s a wonderful time for me to release my stress, and envision doing my thing to some woman I can never have.  Jada Pinkett , Tarji P. Henson and Nia Long have all been in my mental bed…I turned them out too!!!  Fellas it’s not a bad thing to have some “alone time”, it doesn’t mean you are lonely or any of the negative stereotypes.  It’s a way to keep your testosterone levels down because when those levels are high men are just evil.  I really believe that is why men always want to fight, and act crazy, testosterone is high. 
    Ladies, don’t make your man feel bad because he has “alone time”.  Just because he has “alone time”, it has nothing to do you. That’s one problem women have that they need to fix, everything is not always about you.  I don’t care if you are giving it to your man anyway he wants it, and as much as he wants it, he is still going to want that “alone time”.   It’s just a habit that we as men enjoy from time to time, you just have to take yourself out of the equation, and embrace it.   This will save your feelings from getting hurt. 
    This is just my aimless thoughts because I hate when men claim they don’t have “alone time” because they are afraid of what a woman might say.  If they do admit they have “alone time”, it’s with an asterisk; they say stuff like “only if she wants me too” or “every blue moon, like one or twice a month”.  Really…I just say fellas need to grow up. 

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